I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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