After last night, I could never be a politician.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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