What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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