I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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