You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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