the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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