who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Mom said you looked used
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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