Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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