Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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