he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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