she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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