He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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