I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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