Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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