My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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