was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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