I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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