On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize
