We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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