You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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