Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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