we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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