There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He passed out mid-signature
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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