watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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