All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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