No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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