so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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