Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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