you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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