dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
