yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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