? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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