yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I got inside last night via doggy door
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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