I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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