what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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