We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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