Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
we made out on top of his cat.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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