It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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