I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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