Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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