She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You have to summon your inner elephant
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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