He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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