Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
