margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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