uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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