So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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