College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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