Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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