Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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