Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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