She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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