Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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