i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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