don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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