Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
