Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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