Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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